-Feanor.Net :: Deeper Magic from the Dawn of Time-

Link: http://www.salon.com/ent/video_dog/politics/2008/03/19/clip_cheney/index.html?source=search&aim=/ent/video_dog/politics

I implore you, albeit with kindness, to fondle the following...

DICKLES GIVES A SHIT 'BOUT YOU AND YOURS.
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Which forces a kid to realize, for the first time in nearly a decade: I voted for Cheney. Obviously I've been burying that undisputable truth beneath the hundreds of distressed tees & marvel comics knickers surrounding my sleeping dias. I voted for a diminutive rapist in the guise of a plateau squid, with eyewear. Speaking of, I smashed my primary pair of specs by throwing my gaudy-ass silverbacked Vaio onto the floor about an hour ago. Sporting the Coxon's now. Sigh. Let's consider said squid's contributions to society on the fifth anniversary of the beginning of the War in Iraq: Vice President Phatty McSmithers attended a deep sea fishing expedition on a yacht belonging to the Sultan of Oman. Magic and more magic, don't you know. And yes, if you ask him nicely, he'll be more than pleased to cover you in oil, provided you shell out the $110.00 per barrel. Fortunately for the respectability of our democracy, the trail (Judas does not want your blood-money) goes as cold as ice here, as the Veep's underlying livelihood coinflow is hinged upon alpaca ranching and various Nova Scotian wineries. A close call, just the same.

PALPASMEAR.
ANALKIN.

Because essentially at this point, we're an Empire, and that's who is helming our set o' fiddy colonies. And lo, when StineDaddy and I were glancing around the webs earlier, we couldn't fathom how nobody had ever dared to be as enlightened as we in upgrading the Lucas-Shroomed labels of our favourite Sith (domestic) partners. Thus, we have now become Legend. Which is a perfect tangent to the pact that I made with myself for tomorrow morning: if I board a totally empty LaSalle bus (#151) again at 9:00 AM CDT, I am officially changing my name to Jarrod Nightweilder and climbing Wayne Tower for a much-enhanced view of the world ending.

Serenity now.