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Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Lister%2C_Jr.#Filmography

A companion piece (of ass) to the esteemed SASSAGE...

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feanor319 (1:33:30 PM): hahahahaa Zeus still kills me
feanor319 (1:33:37 PM): obviously a marmoset rapist these days
dmcanally (1:33:40 PM): hahha
dmcanally (1:33:45 PM): he was the president on 5th element
dmcanally (1:33:47 PM): and Devo on Friday
feanor319 (1:33:52 PM): HOLY FUCKING SHIT
feanor319 (1:33:57 PM): YOU == OBVIOUSLY CORRECT
feanor319 (1:34:10 PM): the pres on 5th element was one of the most mis-cast characters in the history of cinema
dmcanallym (1:34:14 PM): but I think No Holds Barred was clearly his Sgt Peppers
feanor319 (1:34:16 PM): what a pathetic job he did, and yet, hilarious
dmcanally (1:34:19 PM): hahahahaha
dmcanallym (1:34:41 PM): especially how he'd get so pissed snot would start comin out of his nose
dmcanally (1:34:49 PM): you can't just train an actor to do that shit
dmcanally (1:34:51 PM): not in a million years
feanor319 (1:34:55 PM): haha remember when he pounded his fist on the table DAMN !
feanor319 (1:34:58 PM): so insane.
dmcanallym (1:35:03 PM): haha
dmcanally (1:35:08 PM): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Holds_Barred
(1:38:15 PM): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Lister%2C_Jr.
(1:38:20 PM): there's your stud
feanor319 (1:38:45 PM): 8.7 inch dick, minimum
feanor319 (1:38:47 PM): Flaccid.
(1:38:51 PM): haha
feanor319 (1:39:18 PM): who the FUCK cast him as that?
feanor319 (1:39:22 PM): I want to ask Luc Besson
feanor319 (1:39:23 PM): to his face
feanor319 (1:39:28 PM): WHY THE FUCK was he the president.
feanor319 (1:39:29 PM): period.
feanor319 (1:39:30 PM): Answer me.
dmcanally dude this is the greatest sentence in all of wikipedia
dmcanally (1:39:40 PM): right here

dmcanally (1:39:51 PM): The opponents would poke his eyes and then get the upper hand against Zeus; this was inspired due to Lister's strabismus condition. Zeus also had the notion to yell "Aw Aw" and pound on his chest several times during his interviews and in-ring action.

feanor319 (1:39:53 PM): look at his names in his filmography
feanor319 (1:40:06 PM): ahahahhaahhaaaa
feanor319 (1:40:13 PM): and he was blind in one eye for real!
feanor319 (1:40:16 PM): that's .... kinda mean.
dmcanally (1:40:23 PM): he made it work
feanor319 (1:40:38 PM): Otis, Tiny, Orvis, Obobo, Jobob, Moose, Deebo
feanor319 (1:40:41 PM): you cannot write this shit
dmcanally (1:40:45 PM): hahaha
feanor319 (1:40:45 PM): those are his fucking names
dmcanally (1:40:46 PM): Jobob
dmcanally (1:40:49 PM): what a stud
feanor319 (1:41:02 PM): Wow.
feanor319 (1:41:14 PM): The Fifth Element (1997) - President Lindberg
feanor319 (1:41:17 PM): ____The Fifth Element (1997) - President Lindberg
feanor319 (1:41:21 PM): "PRESIDENT LINDBERG" ?
dmcanally (1:41:24 PM): hahaha all those names then President Lindberg
feanor319 (1:41:30 PM): this is insane.
dmcanally (1:41:35 PM): that's fucking funny man
dmcanally (1:41:41 PM): he played a day of the week
dmcanally (1:41:48 PM): in Extreme Prejudice he was Monday
feanor319 (1:41:55 PM): "BOOMIYAY" "HUMVEE" "DRIVE-BY"
feanor319 (1:41:59 PM): his name was fucking Drive-By
dmcanally (1:42:16 PM): hahahaha this is actually pretty fucking funny
feanor319 (1:42:16 PM): i am in tears.
feanor319 (1:42:19 PM): yes, yes it is.
dmcanally (1:42:22 PM): then of course...
dmcanally (1:42:26 PM): President Lindberg
dmcanally (1:42:32 PM): it's like the guy who was supposed to play him was sick
feanor319 (1:42:37 PM): Might as well say "Charles Lindberg"
feanor319 (1:42:39 PM): just finish the job
feanor319 (1:42:43 PM): he played a white pilot
feanor319 (1:42:44 PM): enjoy
dmcanally (1:42:49 PM): haha
dmcanally (1:43:15 PM): his only other character with a two word name that doesn't have a hyphen appears to be John henry
feanor319 (1:43:20 PM): THOMAS THOMAS we had somebody go down w/ appendicitis
feanor319 (1:43:25 PM): can you handle this part?
feanor319 (1:43:26 PM): can you?
feanor319 (1:43:32 PM): SHO.
dmcanally (1:43:33 PM): "suuuuuuuure okay fellas"
feanor319 (1:43:33 PM): FO SHO.
dmcanally (1:43:37 PM): hahaha
dmcanally (1:43:40 PM): yeah that's prolly more how it went down
dmcanally (1:43:50 PM): tha'ts prolly how all his films were accepted
dmcanally (1:44:06 PM): "Hey Tim, we need somebody to play Monday opposite of Sunday, think you'd be interested?"
dmcanally (1:44:09 PM): FO SHOOOOOOO!
feanor319 (1:44:17 PM): haha..... this is just perfect
feanor319 (1:44:21 PM): somebody should do a routine on this
feanor319 (1:44:23 PM): Izzard could.
dmcanally (1:44:26 PM): yeah
dmcanally (1:45:43 PM): that stretch of characters he was playin in from 92-95 is my favorite
feanor319 (1:45:59 PM): GR55
dmcanally (1:45:59 PM): Cletus, CG55, Obobo Jobob Deebo
feanor319 (1:46:02 PM): he played a fucking Moon
dmcanally (1:46:05 PM): hahaha
feanor319 (1:46:13 PM): hi, i'm a satellite, au naturale, orbiting Neptune
feanor319 (1:46:15 PM): enjoy me
feanor319 (1:46:39 PM): or an asteroid, whatever.
dmcanally (1:46:44 PM): hahah
feanor319 (1:46:55 PM): he played the asteroid in Armageddon and the comet in Deep Impact
feanor319 (1:47:00 PM): that's what i'm going to tell people anyway
feanor319 (1:47:32 PM): it's like he had a contract w/ his agent where he and any studio could only use a bank of 12 letters or numbers
dmcanally (1:47:42 PM): haha I think this requires a post
feanor319 (1:48:12 PM): Yea I was thinking of how to pare it down.
feanor319 (1:48:18 PM): You started it though.

dmcanally(1:58:30 PM):

http://www.thoughtsausage.com/2008/03/tom_lister_jr_master_thespian.html

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